May 2013
galaxys4:
hello students. welcome to my math class. we will be having a class trip this year, the first ever math field trip in history. it’s to hell. here we are
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scvlptures:
depression is when you don’t really care about anything
anxiety is when you care too much about everything
and having both is just like what
theangryviolinist:
do re mi fa so done with this semester
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pizza:
i am so done with everything except my homework
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boyqueen:
just a reminder
if you think that “masculine things” can be “gender-neutral” but that “feminine things” cannot be “gender-neutral” you need to pause and think a bit harder.
vriskamindfangserket:
i really like androgynous people like
are you a boy?
are you a girl??
who knows???
who cares????
you’re pretty handsome and i like that
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shortbaras:
once you go sniperscout you dont go back
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conchfishscates:
‘big boobs don’t count if you’re fat’
yeah well bIG DICKS DONT COUNT IF YOU ARE ONE
fauxmosexualtranstrender:
wretchedoftheearth:
I do find it funny that lesbians are perceived as man-hating but gay men are not perceived as woman-hating, and in fact are often illogically shielded from accusations of misogyny simply by being gay
weird it’s like male privilege works even when queerness is involved who knew
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Anonymous asked: WOW, I just lost a bunch of weight using the OFFICIAL TUMBLR DIET!! Are u using it as well?
apatheticghost:
REASONS TO BE NICE TO PEOPLE
IT MAKES PEOPLE FEEL GOOD
IT MAKES YOU FEEL GOOD
ITS NICE
YOU ARE A PLEASANT AND COOL PERSON
BEING MEAN IS MEAN
THERES NO REASON TO BE RUDE AND HATEFUL WHEN WE’RE ALL JUST PEOPLE LIVING ON THE SAME PLANET AND TRYING TO GET THROUGH OUR LIVES AND ENJOY THE TIME WE HAVE
moltres:
overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them
falloutyoungmale:
I write sins not five page research papers
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Dear Yahoo!,
dankickedphilsstickz:
We know you bought Tumblr, we know there is nothing we can do about it now, but we only request one thing.
Please, PLEASE do NOT ALLOW FUCKING CHILDREN ON THIS WEBSITE DO NOT MAKE IT FAMILY FRIENDLY, OKAY? THIS IS THE PLACE WHERE WE CAN SHIP AND READ ALL THE GAY SMUT WITHOUT FEELING BAD OR GUILTY AND NOT TO MENTION, THE ONLY PLACE WE DO NOT GET JUDGED BY IT. PLEASE DON’T...
hitlervevo:
why the fuck cant we text the police
lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you
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ohyousillypotato:
what i’m looking for in a man:
will lend me his hoodies
good sense of humor
is a cutie patootie
will slay my enemies in a brutal display of violence and paint his face with their blood
good taste in music
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influentially:
Do you ever just wish that you were like extremely attractive and incredibly photogenic? Yeah me too
fffcuk:
if you are cute and pay attention to me i will probably fall in love with you within 15 minutes
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kingbritish:
i don’t understand people who are against gay marriage and use the statement “i just couldn’t see myself marrying someone of the same sex” well 1) fucking duh you’re straight and 2) gay marriage isn’t about you special snowflake.
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“I think the big mistake in schools is trying to teach children anything, and by...”
– Stanley Kubrick (via prahkalasalives)
brothasoul:
xekstrin:
I can’t believe Aperture Science bought tumblr
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this-is-my-story-until-the-end:
chriswolstenbutt:
My mom said that if I don’t feel like going to school tomorrow, she’s fine with that. But wait! The American education system expects so much of its students that they can barely even have time to sneeze, let alone stay home for a day without missing twenty-seven new topics and nine pounds of homework.
PREACH
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sportygirlfriends:
Recognizing a convention by the design on the carpet
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poopflow:
doing everything for your friends and putting them first and they still end up abandoning you (✿◠‿◠)
dragonsandjackolanterns:
first kisses ☆ﾐ(o*･ω･)ﾉ
french kisses (＝⌒▽⌒＝)
short kisses (✿◠‿◠)
long kisses （＠＾▽＾＠）ノ
sleepy kisses (◡‿◡✿)
platonic kisses (︶ω︶)
romantic kisses (“⌒∇⌒”)
passionate kisses (´ω｀★)
goodbye kisses (●´‿｀●)
kisses (ღ˘⌣˘ღ) ♫･*:.｡. .｡.:*･
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whoatakeiteasyman:
If you’re my only friend in a class and you choose someone else when the teacher says to pick partners thats it, game over pal, you’re dead to me
mowwwg:
“you can’t wear that!!!! people will get the wrong impression!!!”
the impression that i am a hot babe with an ass that just won’t quit???? honey that ain’t wrong that’s just fact
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Watchdaveshady:
rainbowdirk is confused about life
No bb moma will make it better shhhhhh
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spookmyphallus:
equiuszahhak:
a short film in which 4 teens who think a zombie apocalypse would be “awesum x3 i would kick so much ass” end up in an actual zombie apocalypse and are eaten alive within 2 hours maximum
id watch it
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nannajane:
in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me
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crocodilepatronus:
i want to be a good cosplayer and be in a group of friends where we all do good cosplays and hang out together and take funny pictures of ourselves as our characters
